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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:45:06 PM EST)
pretty good........
Oh This one is good
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 11:42:55 PM EST)
Julia Roberts must be a Dog Lover!
Watch out Lasie!This picture was funny!
hey....
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MoparGal
(10.26.2000 9:02:04 AM EST)
This one was actually pretty funny :o)
"Inside the true Hollywood Celebrity Biography Profile"!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
LMAO
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tjshere
(10.11.2000 9:32:50 AM EST)
Oh, this is good. Except now I'm going to walk around all day with an image of Julia Roberts doing a Labrador in my head.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
Movies
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davel23
(10.11.2000 2:47:49 AM EST)
I like this one. I saw another similar one. It was:
Second
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daveminster
(10.11.2000 0:48:12 AM EST)
At least I ain't first
I wonder if the traffic light behind is red ... or green or even yellow .... how knows
HOLY SHIT
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FUCKEr
(10.11.2000 0:06:56 AM EST)
My sister blew a guy named skip once
I AM A FUCKER
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