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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.15.2003 10:36:57 PM EST)
women drivers...lol
Uhh!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 11:17:47 PM EST)
It looks like Applebees,buy one get one free Margarita Happy Hour let out early.
see
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barney
(10.17.2000 9:53:58 PM EST)
that's what you get for driving on the left side of the road.
barney
well...
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oxbrain
(10.17.2000 1:59:33 PM EST)
cars that are in floods are usually covered in mud and stuff, those cars are a little too shiny.
My guess is that it's a stunt for some cheesy british cop movie.
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And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
Close inspection of the ground: seems like an odd color for pavement and some of the tires are partially obstructed. Besides, most european cars are constrcted very light.
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lmao@mizike
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tjshere
(10.16.2000 6:58:38 AM EST)
I would love to know what actually caused this. There's too many cars for it to have been a car-carrier rollover or anything like that. Ideas anyone?
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
It's not like there's an AMERICAN car in that trash heap!
Take time to stop and smell the panties.
What the fuck....?
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started by
mizike
(10.16.2000 1:07:36 AM EST)
Gee....uh....must be woman valet drivers.
I think I'm gonna puke...
BUT AT LEAST THEY
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started by
donut38
(10.16.2000 0:26:22 AM EST)
GAVE THEM A CAR WASH FIRST LOOK HOW CLEAN THEY ALL ARE TOO BAD THERE ISN`T A GOOD ONE IN THE WHOLE BUNCH JUST SHITTY ECONO BOX GROCERY GETTERS
Neat
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Hannes
(10.16.2000 0:13:29 AM EST)
I like the way they stacked them against the wall - very efficient - lol.
First
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estoude1
(10.16.2000 0:01:10 AM EST)
Lame.
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