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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I canask him what he meant." Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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HELL NO
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started by
cupofjoe
(02.21.2003 1:32:15 AM EST)
BUT I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW IT
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all i can say is
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started by
razor696
(08.16.2001 3:47:33 AM EST)
who gives a flying monkey if it's fake? it's friggin hilarious, so i don't care if it's fake or not!! now quit your bitching people!! shit!I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?
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THATS FUCKING HUGE!!
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rocker4life
(05.02.2001 3:16:34 PM EST)
thtas bigger thn my fucking dog. what they do shoot it full of stairodes?
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Blown-Up Pic
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Vroomp
(03.26.2001 9:52:14 AM EST)
Your picture is fake look carefullyfuck,shit,piss,damn,hell,cunt,bitch,dick,motherfucker,cocksucker,bastard,pussy,asshole,twat
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mama!!!!!!!
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started by
Cannabis
(03.08.2001 6:24:36 PM EST)
Thats a FUCKEN big pussy!!!!
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ROAR!
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SpongeMonkey
(02.22.2001 2:07:17 PM EST)
Imagine waking up in the morning with your feet in it's mouth!!!Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....
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Damn!
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sojewish
(02.21.2001 10:03:57 PM EST)
That is one big cat!Jason Jones
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Probably fake
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deathrattle
(02.21.2001 10:25:40 AM EST)
Probabaly a fake... the World record cat is only this:
"98-lb. (44-kg.) Snowbie and his sister, BooBoo, since they were kittens. When Snowbie was about three months old, Lorna had him sterilized and he just kept growing and growing. He now stands 33-cm. (13-in.) tall, and his tail alone measures 31 cm. (12 in.). "
That one looks a lil bigger than 13" tall.
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Shit
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dale380
(02.21.2001 2:07:00 AM EST)
damn!! that's like a lion.
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Looks
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started by
Meesha
(02.20.2001 7:19:58 PM EST)
fake to me!
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Holy Mose's
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started by
craigerj
(02.20.2001 7:02:47 PM EST)
I believe it's real. Wonder what they fed it?
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I know...
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started by
iluvpie
(02.20.2001 8:49:17 AM EST)
The man is just a midget living in a scaled down home. It's all about perceptions, kind of like the size of the moon on the horizon.The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
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umph
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started by
bstrom
(02.20.2001 0:14:39 AM EST)
simply fake and OLD!
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ya right
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started by
samiland
(02.20.2001 0:10:31 AM EST)
a total fake if I have ever seen one.
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