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has eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
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Wow
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 7:25:42 PM EST)
I bet female rabbits get off on that shit!
Presidential
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started by
rekkedhog
(11.02.2000 12:30:17 PM EST)
If you squint, it looks like that dead guy, dick nixon.
"A noble spirit EMBIGGENS
the smallest man." -
Jebediah Springfield
Mmmmmmm.....
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started by
MissPK
(11.02.2000 8:15:14 AM EST)
I always eat my veggies....I am a very, VERY good girl.:-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
LMAO
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started by
tjshere
(11.02.2000 7:52:54 AM EST)
The next time we see this carrot will be on the uncensored pages, with Madonna and Payton inserting it everywhere.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
Cool!
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started by
yusaku999
(11.02.2000 1:36:09 AM EST)
Is that what happens when balls start sagging?
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
I just...
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started by
mizike
(11.02.2000 0:08:24 AM EST)
lost my appetite for veggies.
Screw you Goofball.com
I think I'm gonna puke...
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