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Convenience Store Literacy

By: abcdefghPublished: 12/11/2000
 
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This photo was taken in a local convenience store. Interesting who they can hire in those places.

Convenience Store Literacy

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 9:25:13 PM EST)

    thats fucked up

    KG (0 replies)
    started by PoolHallVixen
    (12.14.2000 2:30:33 PM EST)

    I think the person who wrote this had a brain transplant from a two-year-old, but the kid was retarded in the first place.

    Please... (0 replies)
    started by Cristina78
    (12.13.2000 4:19:09 AM EST)

    Can anyone tell me what that means?
    Curiosity is killing me!

    "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
    Allll righty then (0 replies)
    started by Stevo
    (12.12.2000 9:54:28 PM EST)

    I used to live under a pale cheese cup, but now I live in an apartment.

    ????? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.12.2000 7:37:06 PM EST)

    What the fuck???

    Hmmm. (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (12.12.2000 4:18:50 PM EST)

    Doh! Nuts! MMMMMM Donuts.....

    Poetry (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 4:04:09 PM EST)

    The Apple Number
    Is When Tree Or
    Sandwiches Live Under
    Pale Cheese Cups

    i hope... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.12.2000 0:23:35 AM EST)

    ...that its the alcohol causing this to make no sense whatsoever...hooray for yuengling!

    Kill whitey!!!!!!

    I Dno't know what to say. (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (12.11.2000 10:34:35 PM EST)

    My mom lernt me how ta spel.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

    Huh? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (12.11.2000 9:52:53 PM EST)

    When the moose honks twice, walks backwards, and the naked man with the blue painted rear end tap dances across the clerk that wrote this.....??????.....only then will I understand this!!!!!! The mother of this person must be proud!

    WTF???? (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (12.11.2000 5:44:46 PM EST)

    What about the microwave toaster crackers and the fountain carmel frozen burrito??

    Here's Yer Sign (0 replies)
    started by robj70
    (12.11.2000 2:54:43 PM EST)

    "Stupid"

    RobJ

    Stop Making Fun (0 replies)
    started by JIMBOREENO
    (12.11.2000 11:08:51 AM EST)

    Hey you guys,
    LAY OFF, My mom wrote that!

    JimBoReeno

    Correction: (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (12.11.2000 11:00:14 AM EST)


    That should be "...pale cheese PUPS." Now it makes sense.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Relax you guys, (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.11.2000 10:43:01 AM EST)

    It's called poetry!

    Isn't it obvious? (0 replies)
    started by oomdebah
    (12.11.2000 9:35:32 AM EST)

    It makes perfect sence! Especially since oranges don't have handles. BTW, how many pancakes would it take to fill the doghouse?

    It's a setup (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.11.2000 9:24:20 AM EST)

    Look at the writing. Nobody that can write that neatly and spell everything perfectly is that stupid.

    One out of 50 blind women agree, "TJ is world sexy man!"

    People..... (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (12.11.2000 0:56:12 AM EST)

    never cease to amaze me!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    What? (0 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (12.11.2000 0:11:15 AM EST)

    ?

    hmmm? (0 replies)
    started by 666666
    (12.11.2000 0:07:26 AM EST)

    in english please

    WHAT THE HECK

    I agree (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (12.11.2000 0:07:16 AM EST)

    What the hell is that supposed to mean?

    SUPERDAVE

    Welcome to... (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (12.11.2000 0:05:45 AM EST)

    Habib's. Thank you, come again.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    what! (0 replies)  
    started by cartocillion
    (12.11.2000 0:05:03 AM EST)

    the fuck!

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