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now thats
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bigjohn2
(08.19.2003 8:20:37 PM EST)
funny..
So... thats easy
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RoosterCogburn
(02.25.2001 5:24:19 AM EST)
Today I got up at 5am... tomorrow I will just get up at 4am. I will have beat myself up. I can do that
lose their jobs
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sal1981
(02.23.2001 7:46:08 AM EST)
This is why so many pigs lose their jobs, damnit!
Goofball site is funny
no thanks
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paparoach1
(02.21.2001 4:01:57 PM EST)
they have to work for an ass beating
We're going to infest
I wonder
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showboat
(02.21.2001 0:09:30 AM EST)
How they want me to beat off, With my left hand or right hand or better yet. Both of my hands on the stick
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