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Microsoft Word, There When You Need It

By: vart21Published: 11/05/2000
 
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How would we ever live without the office assistant?

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:49:23 PM EST)

    what will they do next

    fuck the norm, fight the war (0 replies)
    started by orhanbaba
    (11.06.2000 2:16:38 AM EST)

    i think the puppy is a better office assistant. it licks.

    Yawn! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 0:22:40 AM EST)

    Masterbating is better than this crape.

    I can't take it any more... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.05.2000 11:45:58 PM EST)


    The next time that goddamned "Office Assistant" interrupts me, I'm going to jam a paper clip through my eye and into my brain.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Thats (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.05.2000 8:14:17 PM EST)

    fucking funny ass shit!

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    Very good (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.05.2000 5:56:07 PM EST)

    indeed.

    E-chuta!

    funny shit (0 replies)
    started by blake134
    (11.05.2000 2:36:32 AM EST)

    damn that some funny shit

    estoude1.....you must (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (11.05.2000 0:43:31 AM EST)

    have the intelligence and sense of humor of a rock! I bet you are about as exciting as sitting inside listening to the gutters rust. Get a life and quit being a clusterfuck!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    Stile (0 replies)
    started by Mynok5
    (11.05.2000 0:41:25 AM EST)

    way to steal from Stileproject

    my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?

    YES VIRGINIA (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.05.2000 0:23:55 AM EST)

    THERE IS A PROGRAM FOR JUST ABOUT EVERTHING

    Really? (0 replies)
    started by Mem
    (11.05.2000 0:18:47 AM EST)

    its fake? no shit?? i thought there really was one!!

    of goddamn course we know its fake you dumbass. shut the hell up.

    asdfffffffdaaaaasdf

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (11.04.2000 11:57:53 PM EST)

    Cute, but fake.


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