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Thats
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started by
mizike
(11.05.2000 8:14:17 PM EST)
fucking funny ass shit!
I think I'm gonna puke...
Very good
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started by
obiwan
(11.05.2000 5:56:07 PM EST)
indeed.
E-chuta!
funny shit
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started by
blake134
(11.05.2000 2:36:32 AM EST)
damn that some funny shit
estoude1.....you must
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started by
latertater
(11.05.2000 0:43:31 AM EST)
have the intelligence and sense of humor of a rock! I bet you are about as exciting as sitting inside listening to the gutters rust. Get a life and quit being a clusterfuck!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
Stile
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Mynok5
(11.05.2000 0:41:25 AM EST)
way to steal from Stileproject
my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?
YES VIRGINIA
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started by
donut38
(11.05.2000 0:23:55 AM EST)
THERE IS A PROGRAM FOR JUST ABOUT EVERTHING
Really?
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started by
Mem
(11.05.2000 0:18:47 AM EST)
its fake? no shit?? i thought there really was one!!
of goddamn course we know its fake you dumbass. shut the hell up.
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First
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estoude1
(11.04.2000 11:57:53 PM EST)
Cute, but fake.
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