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Waiting For The Perfect Man

By: MissPKPublished: 11/07/2000
 
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Perhaps I'm being a little too choosy?

Waiting For The Perfect Man

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    hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:47:21 PM EST)

    I didnt make it in time...lmfao

    If you can't be with the one (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (11.07.2002 10:43:19 PM EST)

    you love, love the one you're with.
    akocure. Or was that Stephen Stills?

    i love your post (0 replies)
    started by comet4352
    (11.16.2000 2:31:45 PM EST)

    all your post are awesome i love them all e-mail me sometime vsman247@aol.com

    LOL.... (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (11.13.2000 6:29:59 PM EST)

    Being pickie isn't so good after all..huh?

        ~gurly~

    WELL I BE FUCKED (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.09.2000 1:01:24 PM EST)

    THIS BITCH IS ONE BONNEY LOOKING WHORE,I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE DOG FUCKER,ON THE"RUNAWAY DOG SITE",GET WITH THIS BONNEY MUTE THAT SICK FUCK WOULD HAVE A HAY DAY!

    here you go (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (11.07.2000 6:36:38 PM EST)

    What can you get from a woman that's so much better than what you can get from a restaurant, a maid service, and a prostitute?????
    NOT A DAMN THING!!!!!!




    Don't player hate, participate!

    Ha! The little dog cracks me up! (3 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.07.2000 1:07:51 PM EST)


    So PK - instead of Mr. Right, how about Mr. Right-NOW?!?
    (i.e.: NOW = NC) ;-)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Wouldn't claim to be... (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (11.07.2000 11:30:27 AM EST)

    perfect, but I am a man, so what makes one perfect? How aboyt someone who can take care of your needs head to toe and keep his mouth shut?(doesn't talk, that is) heeheehee ;)

    DISCLAIMER: (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.07.2000 9:12:33 AM EST)

    I think all Goofball men are perfect :-)

    (Just a great pic sent to me by my dear friend Roger)

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    What are ya talkin about?.... (0 replies)
    started by moeman
    (11.07.2000 7:13:44 AM EST)

    I'm right here....lol

    Yawannapeekmypeepee????

    Not me. (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.07.2000 6:09:56 AM EST)

    Fortunatly, I've found the perfect woman.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    Bah (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.07.2000 4:26:13 AM EST)

    It works both ways baby! That could EASILY say waiting for the perfect WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    YES MS PK (1 reply)  
    started by donut38
    (11.07.2000 0:05:27 AM EST)

    MAYBE YOUR STANDARDS ARE A LITTLE TOO HIGH MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SOMEONE WHO COULD BE TRAINED?????

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