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dumb
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:48:16 PM EST)
asses
fags
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started by
billybadass
(11.06.2000 11:46:30 PM EST)
all i can say is they are lucky the score didn't get worse. But i do think i remember seeing those boys wearing that exact paint!
cool
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 10:42:43 PM EST)
Cool as in the stupid fuckers are prboly freezing their asses off!
That's the Gay Student Union advertising for new members.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
they suck something
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started by
willard
(11.06.2000 11:13:43 AM EST)
and it isn'nt football... get it
hell yeah!
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started by
cartocillion
(11.06.2000 0:17:00 AM EST)
texas fuckin sucks,ou rules the college world.
Thats a rip off!
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started by
mizike
(11.06.2000 0:15:12 AM EST)
The chicks at the strip club do the same thing on Fridays!
I think I'm gonna puke...
First
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estoude1
(11.05.2000 11:59:46 PM EST)
True!
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