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so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
One Liners
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A: Money.
Grips
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dave3236
(12.10.2000 11:53:53 PM EST)
he probably grips Hilary by the ears though.
SUPERDAVE
WOW
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started by
oxbrain
(12.10.2000 5:22:25 PM EST)
Clinton is hung like a fucking horse, look at it sticking out the back of the dog...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
hahaha
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barnyardstyle
(12.10.2000 2:32:28 AM EST)
pretty kinky. and from the look on Hilary's face, she likes it too.
Buddy must be smelling the bologna sandwitch Monica had for lunch.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Better looking.
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DeadManWalking
(12.10.2000 0:02:14 AM EST)
A lot better looking than the first Monica.
I would not do it in a house, I would not do it with a mouse. I would not do it in a box, I would not do it with a fox. I would not do it in a tree, Sam-I-am you let me be!
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I would not do it in a house, I would not do it with a mouse. I would not do it in a box, I would not do it with a fox. I would not do it in a tree, Sam-I-am you let me be!
