"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly her face is closed on weekends.
One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
THE END IS NEAR
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.19.2001 12:55:21 PM EST)
the end is truly near, it is told of a wise(?) man will show the future of the world in the form of a image.
"the path to the end will be clouded by a great curse, but futher on the promised land lies in waiting for the pure of heart."
these are the warnings of the "blazed" one
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
Well
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started by
Poonjab
(02.19.2001 11:13:21 AM EST)
No one has ever made it to Houghton.
First
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started by
estoude1
(02.19.2001 0:14:50 AM EST)
This may be a good thing...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
