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The Latest In The Absolut Campaign

By: tangentman123Published: 02/13/2001
 
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But if you finish the rest of the bottle, you will get whisky dick (or in this case, vodka dick)! Drink up!

The Latest In The Absolut Campaign

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    looks like (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:26:28 PM EST)

    colapsable bottle

    Absolut (0 replies)
    started by Gamera
    (02.16.2001 7:36:17 PM EST)

    I first saw this on a great site...adbusters.org

    They've got a bunch of fake ads like this...

    ? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.14.2001 8:52:34 PM EST)

    K

    I'll have to... (0 replies)
    started by Kat25
    (02.13.2001 7:39:38 PM EST)

    send this one out to some people I know. haha

    Kat

    and (0 replies)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (02.13.2001 4:24:17 PM EST)

    this is why i drink "jack"

    it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

    TKE (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.13.2001 1:36:20 PM EST)

    had that "Vodka Dick" many times!!!

    yes I know (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.13.2001 8:32:32 AM EST)

    It's like trying to screw with a wet noodle.

    The Duke

    been there (0 replies)
    started by rose
    (02.13.2001 8:06:40 AM EST)

    finally some truth in advertising.

    hard as blue steel in the morning though

    just workin da job, boss.

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (02.13.2001 0:03:38 AM EST)

    Saw this one...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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