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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
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hell yeah
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 8:47:40 PM EST)
finally a funny one....
thats funny
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haysmoker
(04.09.2001 4:54:35 PM EST)
i always thought your mom gave the best hand jobs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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started by
DaveMan
(03.13.2001 2:34:13 PM EST)
But I think the best one I've had so far is the one I give myself thinking about you ;^) If this sign led to you, Miss PK, I would stand in line for one 'til I fell over dead!!! ;^)
"I was cuttin' the rug at a place called the Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when in walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was lookin' for a you know who"
Good pic
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kweenbee
(03.11.2001 7:00:17 PM EST)
I wonder if they wipe it dry when they're done?!
Good work......
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dave3236
(03.11.2001 10:54:32 AM EST)
Most jobs done well,start with hands on experience. Can I give you some OJT Miss PK?
Superdave
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
erm...
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oxbrain
(03.11.2001 1:27:22 AM EST)
I want my two knob polished.
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