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Choke Your Chicken

By: MissPKPublished: 02/15/2001
 
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If you're going to celebrate made up holidays, this is as good as any :-)

Choke Your Chicken

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    sheww (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:24:04 PM EST)

    I thought I missed it....lmfao

    HEY (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (02.18.2001 4:02:46 PM EST)

    Marvin does this all the time.

    BU BU BU BUK BUK BUKAAAAHHHH

    classic PK.... kisses all over your hot little body...

    LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

    Uh, check me if I'm wrong.... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (02.18.2001 12:20:54 PM EST)

    ......but I do believe this would apply to EVERY month. Can't get backed up ya know! ;^)

    Another good one, PK. Keep it up, it's your specialty. Hehe.

    All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

    Boy, that was a big waste of time, wasn't it?  LMAO!

    Hey, PK! (1 reply)
    started by cheeseball
    (02.17.2001 5:51:23 PM EST)


    I've got to "hand" it to you. This was pretty clever, and safe too! So do you like to watch?

    Fair is fair............ (2 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (02.15.2001 6:43:26 PM EST)

    Miss PK,& Cristina 78, If you choke my chicken, I will pet your Kitty.

    Superdave

    MISS PK... (1 reply)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (02.15.2001 5:44:05 PM EST)

    i'll "jack" to that!

    it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

    only choice I have!!! (3 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.15.2001 4:02:48 PM EST)

    I'm married...

    It will be a great month, (2 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.15.2001 11:44:54 AM EST)

    Miss PK, as long as I'm thinking of you while I'm "celebrating"!!! ;^)

    "Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside."

    Just a day!?!?!?! (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (02.15.2001 8:33:33 AM EST)

    Just A frickin' day!!! Hell, I crank one out a couple times a week. Keeps my onelongpole kung-fu strong.

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    Let's celebrate! (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (02.15.2001 2:09:02 AM EST)


    PK, if you're not doing anything this month, I'd like to invite you over to choke MY chicken!



    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    What about us? (0 replies)
    started by Cristina78
    (02.15.2001 1:30:48 AM EST)

    Can girls celebrate too?

    "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"
    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (02.15.2001 0:00:55 AM EST)

    I'll second that emotion...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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