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Fuck yea
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hardball
(11.10.2000 1:59:56 PM EST)
I would vote for them any day over our current choises. They would
kick ass.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
elections suck
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started by
jeffgibb
(11.07.2000 6:39:48 PM EST)
huh huh you said bush!
Vote today!
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started by
yusaku999
(11.07.2000 6:16:58 AM EST)
Dick and Bush! ...huh huh!
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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HUHH HUHH!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 0:25:01 AM EST)
pretty funny.But I would piess on a bush before i vote for one.
ha
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started by
jalopy
(11.06.2000 0:19:55 AM EST)
freakin funny shit. thats a riot.
bye with the love of GOD. is that enough i don't think so. yes, i am a sexy woman i call myself that cause i care about myself. i know ya don't care. but let have fun.
Thats
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started by
mizike
(11.05.2000 10:48:21 PM EST)
fucing funny shit!
I think I'm gonna puke...
ok
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started by
mark
(11.05.2000 10:16:22 PM EST)
Shows what you can do with morphing technology and a lot of boredom
Mark
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