"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
Yo Mama ...
is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
One Liners
Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes? A. Neither has he.
ZERO out of 50 blind women agree, "TJ is world sexy man!"
Hey
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started by
gangreen
(12.12.2000 7:33:48 AM EST)
At least the tank is now leveled-out
Well, if you didn't know how to do it in the first place, you shouldn't have come and asked me.
Damn!
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started by
yusaku999
(12.12.2000 0:46:38 AM EST)
They stole my car. And then they parked it on the top of a Jeep! ... Well, atleast they're not abusing the thing.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
Compact
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started by
dave3236
(12.12.2000 0:29:07 AM EST)
You said you wanted a small car.
ha
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started by
cartocillion
(12.12.2000 0:08:20 AM EST)
damn women drivers!
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