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hahahahahaha
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 9:28:03 PM EST)
who ever parked in front of the hidrant should have been beaten....lmfao
was rip off
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.02.2001 2:52:06 AM EST)
my photo was rip off
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This is why you should not park in front of a fire hydrant.
LoL Nice...
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started by
Megatron
(12.19.2000 2:07:59 PM EST)
That'll teach em'...
I like it.
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started by
dave3236
(12.10.2000 11:42:17 PM EST)
They really hosed that car.
SUPERDAVE
fire hose
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.10.2000 11:36:25 PM EST)
Butter or margerine? I can never decide!
KEWL
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started by
showboat
(12.08.2000 9:49:24 PM EST)
Yes, he deserved it the rich bastard, was probably a republican anyways....
NudistLover
most excellent!
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cspimp
(12.08.2000 5:57:32 PM EST)
kudos to tangent man!!!! one of the best goofs in a looong time.
Kill whitey!!!!!!
Oh YEAH!
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tyboski
(12.08.2000 4:35:45 PM EST)
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Although, I would have just rammed the hell out of the car with the fire truck.
Think he sued them? (Hope not, he got what he deserved)
Old news
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started by
TheJoker
(12.08.2000 12:44:49 PM EST)
Just like in Backdraft... Although I believe it was a Mercedes.
They could have
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started by
DARKOVERLORD
(12.08.2000 8:57:46 AM EST)
also put the hose on that morons car
and the weight would have dented the
roof of the car. I do like the idea of putting a small hole in the hose right where it would have filled the car up with water.
TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!!
SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!
He probably thought the fire plug was put there to save HIS parking space. (The broken glass on the ground is an especially nice touch.)
Whenever people park in the yellow paint at the end of the aisle closest to the store, I surround their cars with shopping carts. It's just my small contribution to a civilized society.
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I have one
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started by
thelizard
(12.08.2000 7:32:50 AM EST)
I have a BMW, and that ass deserved what he/she
got for parking next to a hydrant.
Poison Clan rocks Lexus,BMW, and Legends......
damn right!
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started by
cartocillion
(12.08.2000 1:01:48 AM EST)
they dont even hesitate.
Best part:
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started by
DeadManWalking
(12.08.2000 0:36:10 AM EST)
The best part is the insurance will not cover it, the firemen have the legal right to do that.
I would not do it in a house, I would not do it with a mouse. I would not do it in a box, I would not do it with a fox. I would not do it in a tree, Sam-I-am you let me be!
Stupid Yuppie
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started by
willard
(12.08.2000 0:29:39 AM EST)
fill the car with water now...
Cheers! ~:-)
hmm
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brucewolcott
(12.08.2000 0:12:57 AM EST)
kind of like that mentos commercial
thumbs up :Þ
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