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giving
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:14:57 PM EST)
betsy a bath
Wait for it.
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started by
dave3236
(11.29.2000 7:45:00 PM EST)
Next he will drag his o'lady outta the truck. She probably smells as bad.
dogs barking,can't fly without umbrella
SUPERDAVE
She Shit Herself
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started by
cowgirl
(11.29.2000 6:13:55 PM EST)
on the way to the State Fair Cattle Show - he couldn't show Bessie with shit on her now. That there cowboy is George W. by the way.
Hey is That
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started by
showboat
(11.29.2000 12:25:10 PM EST)
George Fucking Bush washing that bulls ass in the car wash at his local favorite Texas rock and wash you out drive thru
NudistLover
damn right only in teaxas!
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started by
cartocillion
(11.29.2000 1:42:35 AM EST)
only steers and queers come outta texas and that boy aint got no horns but his date sure does that fat hefer. probabaly his mama. fuck texas!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget the spray wax for that shiny coat, and one of those little pine trees around the neck would be nice, too.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
It pays.....
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started by
latertater
(11.29.2000 0:25:00 AM EST)
to look good for the ladies!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
hey..
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started by
bigtomato
(11.29.2000 0:22:11 AM EST)
do you think they would let me take a shower there?
im a bad, bad girl.. do i hafta go to your room now? :) i hope!
oh well
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.29.2000 0:01:54 AM EST)
let him be, he paid his buck fifty!!
thumbs up :Þ
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