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Ahhh
(2 replies)
started by
iluvpie
(02.17.2001 1:07:23 AM EST)
Nothing like a nice pussy to lift you up.
The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
Ha!
(4 replies)
started by
yomomma
(02.17.2001 0:07:39 AM EST)
First! ..and this is WAY better than the shit "Roger" submits! ROTFL!!
Quit moving your lips while reading this!
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