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By: HannesPublished: 02/22/2001
 
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When your doing 99, do you have enough time to read the 30 MPH sign that is posted?

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:20:00 PM EST)

    99

    I just hate it when (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.25.2001 5:33:09 AM EST)

    the officer says, "Do you know why I stopped you, Mr Cogburn?" I'm doing 99 miles an hour and he pulls me over and doesn't know why he did it?

    The Duke

    Maybe, (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.23.2001 3:04:24 PM EST)

    but you'd have to stop and back up!!! ;^)

    "Call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash. The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him cash."

    The (0 replies)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (02.22.2001 5:27:20 PM EST)

    roadrunner probaly ran past "beep-beep!!!"

    To the end of time

    Third (0 replies)
    started by bubba6201
    (02.22.2001 7:29:52 AM EST)

    Since we can't see the car yet - while it's being clocked, the dumbass will probably crash into the white car ahead that is doing 35, and he won't have the distance to stop. Then that would be a funny picture since his friend is standing right there to watch.

    actually... (4 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (02.22.2001 1:40:14 AM EST)

    the car is prolly going a lot faster, the display is only two digit, so 99 is the highest it can go.
    good pic though 5 inbred thumbs up

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    HEY!!!! (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (02.22.2001 1:23:49 AM EST)

    He had enough time to take the damn picture. He's probably talking on his cell phone too. ahahahaha

    5 goofballs to you Hannes.

    LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

    who cares (0 replies)  
    started by slacko
    (02.21.2001 11:36:23 PM EST)

    hahaha funny shit that one!!

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