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First Kiss

By: MissPKPublished: 02/27/2001
 
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Everyone should remember a first kiss. :-)

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:15:48 PM EST)

    good one

    Whooomp! (0 replies)
    started by NachomanY2K
    (03.02.2001 3:18:45 PM EST)

    Who let the dog out!

    I know you would never let (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (03.02.2001 2:15:20 PM EST)

    a dog touch those sweet, sexy, sensual lips, Miss PK! And on the subject of "doggy", there's something I've been meaning to ask you ... !!! ;^)

    "Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy, she'll beat you if she's able, you know the queen of hearts is always your best bet"

    yes (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.28.2001 10:26:47 AM EST)

    I'm sure the dog will remember this. My first kiss was the pavement. My older brother knocked me down for stealing his marbles.

    I came from a tough neighborhood. The Avon Lady was Rocky.

    Reminds me.... (0 replies)
    started by emmab
    (02.28.2001 5:06:39 AM EST)

    I have met men with worse breath....

    I have standards, but they are double.

    Oh Yea........... (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (02.27.2001 10:46:41 PM EST)

    I also enjoy a good tongue bath.

    Superdave

    First Love (1 reply)
    started by ALL44
    (02.27.2001 6:04:29 PM EST)

    Miss PK, you are in my dreams

    Take it as you will

    How sweet! A picture of (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.27.2001 3:52:56 PM EST)

    you and me, me in my baby outfit and you in your dog costume! I love when you slip me the tongue, Miss PK! ;^)

    "I've got dozens of friends and the fun never ends, that is as long as I'm buyin'"

    Dogbreath? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.27.2001 3:27:19 PM EST)


    Is that you?

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    Uh-oh! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.27.2001 10:39:15 AM EST)

    My mom crocheted an afghan just like that, many, many years ago. I wonder if the kid is me?????

    Nah, I was much better looking, even at that age.

    All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

    Ahhhh...I remember my first kiss... (1 reply)
    started by MissPK
    (02.27.2001 9:30:55 AM EST)

    ...But he certainly wasn't a dog, *Sigh*

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy (TLC)

    Baby's first joint (0 replies)
    started by paranorml
    (02.27.2001 0:17:59 AM EST)

    That kid looks stoned.

    taste great (0 replies)  
    started by cravenmorehead
    (02.27.2001 0:16:44 AM EST)

    but less filling

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