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Yo Mama ...
is like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
One Liners
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt? A: brain tumor.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
Has to be.
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(03.02.2001 6:18:22 PM EST)
Must be in a trailer somewhere...
Hmmm.
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started by
iluvpie
(03.02.2001 10:48:08 AM EST)
Someone is quite the anti-establishmentarian (real word?). If you're going to go as far as to say that Mr.King, it would be only just to say, as Mr. Perry Ferrel put it, "everyone is so full of shit". So I would say that it is one's own decision whether to eat shit or not. Personally, I prefer to only believe what Ms.PK tells me, and forget what anyone else says.
The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
Cute Baby!
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started by
MissPK
(03.02.2001 10:41:14 AM EST)
Great submission Hannes :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Shit on the dishes
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started by
SuicideKing
(03.02.2001 1:10:53 AM EST)
you eat shit every day anyways, spoon fed by your government and priests, your cops and your doctors, your mechanics, your bosses...etc.
first
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started by
beckdaddy
(03.02.2001 0:42:28 AM EST)
i hope that baby doesn't make a mess.
Nice shot!
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Nice shot!
