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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
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Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
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your right
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 9:14:29 PM EST)
this is gay
that is gay
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brothercampbell
(01.01.2001 9:11:43 AM EST)
that is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen who ever rated that high is a loser.
goofy
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.19.2000 7:31:37 PM EST)
that looks like it hurts!!!
bye Jake.
CODY
goofy
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.19.2000 7:28:08 PM EST)
that looks like it hurts!!!
bye Jake.
CODY
goofy
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.19.2000 7:27:17 PM EST)
that looks like it hurts!!!
bye Jake.
CODY
santa...
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cspimp
(12.18.2000 11:04:03 PM EST)
...got run over by an airliner...flyin home on christmas eve
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
WOW....
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hellmo51
(12.18.2000 1:58:24 PM EST)
THIS SUXS
HELLMO51
lucky santa....
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oxbrain
(12.18.2000 0:51:01 AM EST)
he got to faceplant the nose while his sleigh and all his reindeer got sucked into the engines...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
IT HAD TO HAPPEN
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donut38
(12.18.2000 0:06:35 AM EST)
EVENTUALLY BUT WHAT A WAY TO GO
first
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3000GT
(12.18.2000 0:03:24 AM EST)
I am such a winner!!
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