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Reason #1 Not To Get Drunk

By: dmu789Published: 03/14/2001
 
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Friends who abuse drunk friends.

Reason #1 Not To Get Drunk

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    he shouldn't (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 8:44:58 PM EST)

    have passed out

    DAMN!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by LoveNookie
    (03.16.2001 1:48:08 AM EST)

    Look at the tits on the girl in the playboy.

    ....Money,Safe Sex And A Whole Lot Of Weed!!!!!!!

    DAMN!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by LoveNookie
    (03.16.2001 1:15:32 AM EST)

    Look at the tits on the girl in the playboy.

    ....Money,Safe Sex And A Whole Lot Of Weed!!!!!!!

    not me??? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (03.15.2001 7:26:39 PM EST)

    nice friends....

    ha! (0 replies)
    started by blazed3wayz
    (03.15.2001 5:25:54 PM EST)

    i've been drunker than that!!

    To the end of time

    life lessons (0 replies)
    started by buckwild45
    (03.15.2001 3:15:54 PM EST)

    when drinking at someones house never be the first to passout. It's the same as saying look at me I'm a piece of canvas. been there done that.

    Lucky (0 replies)
    started by krytical13
    (03.15.2001 1:25:45 PM EST)

    At least he still has his hair, clothes, and isn't dumped on the side of the road.

    Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

    TEKE (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.14.2001 11:19:09 AM EST)

    Never pass out like that at a Frat house or it will be the same result!!

    Oh My... (4 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (03.14.2001 10:23:31 AM EST)

    My friends usually just giggle at me, I *glow* when I am tipsy.

    How about you? Are you happy or angry drunks?

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy (TLC)

    Be warned! (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (03.14.2001 10:03:18 AM EST)

    St. Paddy's Day is near, and think how much fun your friends could have with green food coloring if you pass out ;^)

    "And the sign said 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why."

    Looks like he blew chunks (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (03.14.2001 2:31:01 AM EST)

    (not the dog joke). That might justify some response.

    Nice shot!

    at least (0 replies)
    started by lulu
    (03.14.2001 1:11:40 AM EST)

    they kept it off his clothes. How nice of them.

    that's just wrong (1 reply)
    started by rook30505
    (03.14.2001 0:42:07 AM EST)

    I've passed out and my friends drew shit on me, but not like that. Sucks to be him.



    2nd beyoch

    Pikachu is the devil.

    Finally first (0 replies)  
    started by vegeta8121
    (03.14.2001 0:02:21 AM EST)

    First

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