"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
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Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care.
ha!
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blazed3wayz
(03.15.2001 5:25:54 PM EST)
i've been drunker than that!!
To the end of time
life lessons
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buckwild45
(03.15.2001 3:15:54 PM EST)
when drinking at someones house never be the first to passout. It's the same as saying look at me I'm a piece of canvas. been there done that.
Lucky
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krytical13
(03.15.2001 1:25:45 PM EST)
At least he still has his hair, clothes, and isn't dumped on the side of the road.
Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.
TEKE
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.14.2001 11:19:09 AM EST)
Never pass out like that at a Frat house or it will be the same result!!
Oh My...
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MissPK
(03.14.2001 10:23:31 AM EST)
My friends usually just giggle at me, I *glow* when I am tipsy.
How about you? Are you happy or angry drunks?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Be warned!
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DaveMan
(03.14.2001 10:03:18 AM EST)
St. Paddy's Day is near, and think how much fun your friends could have with green food coloring if you pass out ;^)
"And the sign said 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why."
at least
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lulu
(03.14.2001 1:11:40 AM EST)
they kept it off his clothes. How nice of them.
that's just wrong
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rook30505
(03.14.2001 0:42:07 AM EST)
I've passed out and my friends drew shit on me, but not like that. Sucks to be him.
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