"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." — Rod Stewart
Snapple Facts
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
One Liners
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
what the.....
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.25.2001 9:14:17 PM EST)
sidewinders are air to air missles. cars dont fly, well mine does, but not that one
That's just me
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started by
DaveMan
(03.18.2001 3:04:14 PM EST)
tryin' to get the dumbass goin' 55 in the passing lane outta the way!!! ;^)
"Hey Satan, leave me be, I'm playin' in a rockin' band. Hey Momma, look at me, I'm on my way to the Promised Land!"
I've wished
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rmthugger
(03.17.2001 3:40:55 PM EST)
I had one of those many a morning sitting in traffic - blast the hell out of him for me. ;-)
RMT Hugger
oh yeah
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JohnnyKatoom
(03.15.2001 7:28:35 PM EST)
this should be legal...
and
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blazed3wayz
(03.15.2001 5:23:48 PM EST)
here's the start of my shit day
Hey, if I was hoggin' the fast lane, I could understand. Maybe I oughta just hit my brakes...
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
First!
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.15.2001 0:24:06 AM EST)
1st, mothafuckah's!
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