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Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
OUCH
(2 replies)
started by
oxbrain
(03.20.2001 0:09:19 AM EST)
they seem to have forgoten that birds have claws...
sharp claws and a strong grip would not feel good...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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