"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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Yo Mama ...
is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
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Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Or is he just pointing at where Monica has been and Hillary hasn't.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
why is
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jci986
(01.08.2001 3:40:27 PM EST)
the line two different colors
Say good by
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darkoverlord
(01.08.2001 11:59:17 AM EST)
Commy fucking scumbag inbreed hillybilly sisterhumping backwardass
liberl fuckwad.I hope this fucking loser get sick from some cunt and is on his death bed for ten years.
I can not wait soon I will be able to flush an eight year long shit.
TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!!
SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!
I don't think
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zyxwv
(01.08.2001 11:24:04 AM EST)
it's going to take that long to drop off to zero. She'll be in Washington, representing New York, and he'll be in Arkansas, trying to (a) keep from being disbarred and (b) explain how Hilary can represent New York when neither of them live there. If it's not already down to zero times per year, it will be after the innauguration.
The artist formerly known as "Anonymous Frog"
Hillary's just jealous
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tjshere
(01.08.2001 7:00:04 AM EST)
She wishes she had as many girlfriends as Bill has.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
Damn....
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dave3236
(01.08.2001 1:16:38 AM EST)
That chart goes clear to 2012.
Poor Guy.
SUPERDAVE
OH WELL
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donut38
(01.08.2001 0:07:55 AM EST)
EVEN IF HILLARY CUT HIM OFF THERE STILL IS THE STENO POOL
First
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estoude1
(01.08.2001 0:01:29 AM EST)
Tired... tired of love uninspired...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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