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My First Prostitute!

By: shag10Published: 02/03/2001
 
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It took me 3 1/2 years of saving my allowance, and I went top shelf!

My First Prostitute!

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.19.2003 8:33:25 PM EST)

    go ahead kid take a squeeze on those tits

    faggot (0 replies)
    started by mike65one
    (02.05.2003 10:10:48 PM EST)

    im a faggot and love to suck cock

    good jokes (0 replies)
    started by pebs
    (02.23.2001 7:59:27 AM EST)

    i am new to this, but already i have seen some of the
    filth on the net.sure feels good to know all of the adult
    sights are not like that.THANK YOU GOOFBALL!!!

    You know what the (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (02.05.2001 10:48:54 PM EST)

    Baptists say "Don't go fornicating, it will only lead to dancing!"

    Lucky little SOB! How come (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (02.05.2001 12:04:28 PM EST)

    no matter how much I save, I can NEVER find one that looks like that!!! ;^)

    "And the first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun!"

    They're dancing (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.05.2001 8:11:17 AM EST)

    So they aren't Baptists

    The Duke

    And that (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (02.03.2001 12:00:29 PM EST)

    And that is what Moises' Papa got him for his bar mitzvah.

    Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

    check it out (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.03.2001 11:30:45 AM EST)

    look where he is looking

    We're going to infest

    That looks like a... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.03.2001 2:12:08 AM EST)

    ...MAN!...I see an Adam's apple!
    K!
    Whatever.....
    Kisses!

    It's been (4 replies)
    started by nakeddancer
    (02.03.2001 1:19:09 AM EST)

    my experience that little men don't neccessarily have little men.

    "Hmmmm, that feels so good!"
    5 more here (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.03.2001 1:15:21 AM EST)

    Good stuff! That's the biggest smile I ever saw on a kid. If he had a load, it'd be on her knee by now.

    Beckdaddy out.

    5 goofballs to you shag (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (02.03.2001 1:07:09 AM EST)

    This was funny.

    LET'S ROCK All things being equal, you lose.

    Excuse me (0 replies)  
    started by showboat
    (02.03.2001 0:02:04 AM EST)

    I can see your Boobies and they look like quarters

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