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Warning! Altitude, Altitude!

By: jeepdavePublished: 03/23/2001
 
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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 8:35:38 PM EST)

    thats a little too close

    get it right (0 replies)
    started by chazmanian
    (04.23.2001 5:26:28 AM EST)

    to whoevers singin the pink floyd classic , get the words right ,, its "if catch you in the backseat tryin to pick her locks , their gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box" cant stand to see someone spoil a good tune ,,

    Tight (0 replies)
    started by cracko69
    (03.24.2001 2:54:41 AM EST)

    the only problem with this is that he was grounded for 30 days.

    Whooo hoo (1 reply)
    started by darkoverlord
    (03.23.2001 1:21:30 PM EST)

    clanging brass balls the size of watermellons.

    M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

    Requesting a flyby (0 replies)
    started by DaveMan
    (03.23.2001 9:37:40 AM EST)

    "Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full" :^)

    "If you're takin' your girlfriend out tonight, you'd better park your car well out of sight, 'cause if we catch you in the backseat tryin' to open her blouse, we're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!"

    Awesome! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.23.2001 6:06:13 AM EST)

    Can you imagine the noise when he pulled out of this? Damn, Jack!


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    This was on CJ..... (0 replies)
    started by nappahead
    (03.23.2001 2:10:19 AM EST)

    but this place is better. Not as much death and mutilation. Who logs on for that shit anyway?

    Not quite regulation... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (03.23.2001 1:56:26 AM EST)


    ...I heard the pilot got his ass busted for this. It would have been pretty cool to be standing there, though.



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    ok... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (03.23.2001 1:25:15 AM EST)

    not quite a fake, but misleading...
    it's a picture of an f-14 next to a carrier...
    the plane is actually about 30' off the water...
    that is a pretty steep bank for that low though...

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    Weeee (0 replies)
    started by Hannes
    (03.23.2001 0:11:22 AM EST)

    Looks like fun. :)

    Weeee (0 replies)  
    started by Hannes
    (03.23.2001 0:11:15 AM EST)

    Looks like fun. :)

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