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been there....
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started by
testiclees
(04.06.2001 2:31:32 PM EST)
done that...damn near got caught by the game warden.
I am Testiclees: Lord of the Pants
c'mon
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started by
gorrilla
(04.06.2001 2:50:08 AM EST)
its canada its always a cooler up here...and one hell of a party
Quick, somebody get that man a cooler!!
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.05.2001 10:30:09 PM EST)
I may not know much about hunting, but I do know that, that beer should be iced! You can get a ticket in Wisconsin for such abuse!!
i wonder
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started by
paparoach1
(04.05.2001 12:16:44 PM EST)
how they get those deer to cross at those yellow signs
Camo Bermuda shorts??
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started by
tjshere
(04.05.2001 4:04:40 AM EST)
No wonder the only deer around is the one on the sign!!
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
Bambi, your ass is safe
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started by
willi
(04.05.2001 0:22:16 AM EST)
Two cases of beer and an obviously seasoned veteran of deer hunting? C'mon, he has a better chance of nailing that deer on that sign, or for that matter, the sign itself!
booooo
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started by
ronin32
(04.05.2001 0:15:36 AM EST)
this is old and im not first
Shoot
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  started by
beckdaddy
(04.05.2001 0:04:43 AM EST)
the sign, ya drunk!
Nice shot!
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