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"Deep inside, I'm so ... I mean, I'm so sensitive." action star Jean-Claude Van Damme
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#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
One Liners
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
Bwahahahaha!!!!!
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started by
BriRedfern
(02.23.2001 9:46:38 AM EST)
Skunk man is funny. Smelly, but funny....
"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time."
-H. L. Mencken
Teach
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started by
thelizard
(02.23.2001 8:33:07 AM EST)
Teach your children well,America!!!
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
First
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  started by
estoude1
(02.23.2001 0:01:59 AM EST)
Train 'em young...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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