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if I get
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bigjohn2
(08.19.2003 8:18:06 PM EST)
there quick I can make 6 an hour...lmmfao
Look closely
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started by
107227
(02.26.2001 11:26:22 AM EST)
the C didn't fall off it was electronically removed. But it doesn't make it any less funny.
Well people...
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(02.25.2001 5:42:51 AM EST)
This is my last day here, I start at Mickey D's tomorrow morning.
Asshole
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started by
StreetImperial
(02.25.2001 0:52:18 AM EST)
Hey DARKOVERLORD why don't you shut the fuck up you Limbaugh wannabe.
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
sup mom
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.24.2001 8:23:04 PM EST)
i dont know this shit is kinda funny
funny
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started by
paparoach1
(02.24.2001 4:42:16 PM EST)
but you can see where the c fell off
We're going to infest
NOT LOSERS
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started by
DARKOVERLORD
(02.24.2001 8:40:26 AM EST)
Because they are not living off
my income. like most dem supporters
who think that it my job to pay for everthing.
LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER
HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Ole Mickey D's
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Seaweedy
(02.24.2001 0:14:39 AM EST)
Hey, whether they hire losers or not, those golden arches are always a happy sight to the weary traveler looking for a place to pee. And now excuse me while I take a slug of my stuff...
First
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started by
estoude1
(02.24.2001 0:05:46 AM EST)
Finally! Truth in advertising!!!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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