"We need to thin our forests in America." —Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003 Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.
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"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." —George Bush speech
"I hope that when this issue's gone, I'll see you when your clothes are on. Take your car, yes we will, take your car and drive. Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private."
Hey
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showboat
(04.03.2001 7:46:26 PM EST)
When I went to a strip joint last year I prayed to God on how beautiful the women were and told him to keep up the good work.
1. Lie, cheat, steal and lead a life crime and debauchery.
2. Accept the Lord and ask forgivness on your deathbed.
3. Go straight to Heaven and move into the suite right next door to Mother Theresa.
You gotta love it.
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Finally...
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Hannes
(04.03.2001 4:27:58 PM EST)
A sin and confess drive-through. :)
wow
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paparoach1
(04.03.2001 2:55:41 PM EST)
this is old
We're going to infest
here
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rodadams
(04.03.2001 2:22:47 AM EST)
hows it going
God, I love this neighborhood!
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willi
(04.03.2001 1:08:29 AM EST)
I, like the Good Lord, always greet my strippers with open arms.
Recipie for absolution: Exit establishment, confess sin to nearest bum that thinks he's Jesus Christ, a few hail marys, fini!
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
nothing wrong with a
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willard
(04.03.2001 0:05:54 AM EST)
little heavenly action, even in trying times...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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