"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." — Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
Snapple Facts
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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Drunk Dough Boy says: there were like 6 fights jd says: wow jd says: alright i gotta go Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whats up that was my pimp cousin Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whore jd says: fuck off jd says: bye jd says: just kiddin jd says: whore bag jd says: slut jd says: cum guzzler jd says: cu dissposal Drunk Dough Boy says: Fuck off jd says: whore bag jd says: cum Drunk Dough Boy says: rim jaw giver jd says: no i wont fuck you slut bag jd says: your fucking gay jd says: how old are you whore Drunk Dough Boy says: suck an elephant cock Drunk Dough Boy says: bitch jd says: ok let me get on that one dumb fuck jd says: whore jd says: you un gratefull he bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok then jd says: whats up that was my pimp cousin Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whore jd says: fuck off jd says: bye jd says: just kiddin jd says: whore bag jd says: slut jd says: cum guzzler jd says: cu dissposal Drunk Dough Boy says: Fuck off jd says: whore bag jd says: cum Drunk Dough Boy says: rim jaw giver jd says: no i wont fuck you slut bag jd says: your fucking gay jd says: how o Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Drunk Dough Boy says: Whats up jd says: hey jd says: whats happiing Drunk Dough Boy says: nothin Drunk Dough Boy says: I went to a Vipers game jd says: you should of called me so i could of went with you jd says:
Drunk Dough Boy says: there were like 6 fights jd says: wow jd says: alright i gotta go Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whats up that was my pimp cousin Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whore jd says: fuck off jd says: bye jd says: just kiddin jd says: whore bag jd says: slut jd says: cum guzzler jd says: cu dissposal Drunk Dough Boy says: Fuck off jd says: whore bag jd says: cum Drunk Dough Boy says: rim jaw giver jd says: no i wont fuck you slut bag jd says: your fucking gay jd says: how old are you whore Drunk Dough Boy says: suck an elephant cock Drunk Dough Boy says: bitch jd says: ok let me get on that one dumb fuck jd says: whore jd says: you un gratefull he bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok then jd says: whats up that was my pimp cousin Drunk Dough Boy says: ok then jd says: whore jd says: fuck off jd says: bye jd says: just kiddin jd says: whore bag jd says: slut jd says: cum guzzler jd says: cu dissposal Drunk Dough Boy says: Fuck off jd says: whore bag jd says: cum Drunk Dough Boy says: rim jaw giver jd says: no i wont fuck you slut bag jd says: your fucking gay jd says: how o
"I hear the Howard Stern show all day long and it's driving me nuts!"
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Self Abuse
(1 reply)
started by
MissPK
(04.06.2001 10:29:32 AM EST)
MY body is strictly for worship, No thanks :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Man, I might be wrong but...
(0 replies)
started by
willi
(04.06.2001 2:10:08 AM EST)
Junior looks awfully depressed since he realized he can't pullover his pullover sweaters!
"Ouch, I snagged my nose skewer."
hehehe
(0 replies)
started by
oxbrain
(04.06.2001 0:56:24 AM EST)
what a pinhead
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
first
(0 replies)
started by
vegeta8121
(04.06.2001 0:46:09 AM EST)
cool
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