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    Honestly, Ossifer! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.11.2001 5:04:11 PM EST)

    I hadn't dropped a drink all day!

    Here we go. (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (04.10.2001 10:05:59 AM EST)

    One more example of "The Man" trying to keep the brother down.

    Busted! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (04.10.2001 0:52:05 AM EST)


    There's always a cop when you don't need 'em!

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    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    REPEAT (0 replies)  
    started by samiland
    (04.10.2001 0:17:52 AM EST)

    NOT ONLY ARE THESE POP UPS GETTING BORING YOU ARE ALSO REPEATING PRETTY QUICKLY.

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