"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
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it's here...
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KELBRAD
(04.16.2001 1:32:59 PM EST)
this club is near Pittsburgh,Pa.,and YES it IS for real.....The drive thru has caused quite a stir too!!!!
I'll have a Happy Meal
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started by
Irelander
(04.13.2001 8:52:20 PM EST)
I'll have a bearded Taco and 1 oder of French Thighs!
Don't be a tobacco stain on the underwear of life!
sdfdfde
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started by
Quafboy
(04.12.2001 4:58:38 PM EST)
poop
"My whole family done give up on me and it makes me feel oh so sad. The only one who'll hang out with me is my dear Old Granddad."
Do you want a cherry pie with that?
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.11.2001 9:10:21 PM EST)
"I take a black mambo-jambo double-headed dildo of death with a side order of XXXL size anal beads with that!"
Uhhh, yeah, can I have
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.11.2001 6:56:20 AM EST)
The 99 cent value wank please? And, uhh, some extra napkins. Thanks!
Okay
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started by
Claudia
(04.11.2001 0:40:43 AM EST)
Can I say first
And
Lame?
I want to open a bar, call it "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"
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