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Fierce Competition

By: beckdaddyPublished: 04/25/2001
 
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Looks like the delivery wars are heating up.

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    Good pic, Beck! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.26.2001 8:06:53 PM EST)

    As fast as those fuckers drive, it's a wonder it doesn't happen more!

    Race....... (0 replies)
    started by dave3236
    (04.25.2001 5:24:43 PM EST)

    Wanna race the brown truck.
    Miss P.K., We still need the pictures.

    Superdave Be afraid, Be very afraid!

    now thats (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.25.2001 3:04:33 PM EST)

    funny

    We're going to infest

    Darn! (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (04.25.2001 1:30:55 PM EST)

    No wonder my Victorias Secret shipment is late!

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    No wonder (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.25.2001 4:56:01 AM EST)

    The UPS truck looks huge compared to the FedEx rig. I wonder if they still got the stuff there over night?


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    Winner is? (0 replies)  
    started by queenk
    (04.25.2001 0:14:14 AM EST)

    And it looks like UPS has won.

    Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

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