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is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
Sorry, Beck..
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started by
kweenbee
(05.22.2001 9:31:39 PM EST)
..but I'm not first. That must mean that I'm a loser. Good post. I've always been a beatles' fan. They started out in a basement. Can you remember who's house it was?
Hey Ringo,
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started by
willi
(05.22.2001 5:25:37 PM EST)
just cause your wife's last name is Bach doesn't inherently make you a musical genius!
On a serious note, the beatles rule!
its only right
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started by
paparoach1
(05.22.2001 4:09:04 PM EST)
that kenny should be lennon.omg they killed john lennon! YOU BASTARDS!!!
We're going to infest
Dig a pony
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.22.2001 1:12:14 AM EST)
The long and winding road to South Park.
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(05.22.2001 0:27:28 AM EST)
O my God, they killed John. You bastard.
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