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Truth Telling

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/09/2001
 
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This adult enterainment establishment in Orlando, FL. believes in truth in advertising.

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    looks (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 10:08:25 PM EST)

    like a deja vu

    willi... (0 replies)
    started by razor696
    (05.11.2001 4:42:18 PM EST)

    what the hell is your problem? mathematically speaking? what the fuck? i'd say your comment is a good candidate for the strangest comment ever award. good luck, i think. . .

    uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

    Mathematically speaking, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.11.2001 4:10:04 PM EST)

    27 tens and 3 zeros average out to 9.0 per woman; put into the equation the sorry fat ass chap sitting in the corner stuffing his money into the g-strings of the 3 cellulite-challenged women of the establishment, I'm sitting pretty and hitting on all "10" cylinders tonight!

    Where exactly (1 reply)
    started by DeaddyBear
    (05.09.2001 7:08:07 PM EST)

    Is this place at...and I think that is good that they are finaly putting out advertisements that actually make SENSE!!!

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    It's been my understanding... (3 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (05.09.2001 10:21:39 AM EST)

    ...that where naked women are involved, men don't look at the face anyhow. Am I wrong?


    Geeeeesh, only $3.00 to get in? I would almost bet none of them are much to look at! Hahaha!! :-)

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    Call 'em like ya sees 'em! (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (05.09.2001 0:15:37 AM EST)


    Don't go to any place that BEATs their women.

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    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    What can I say.... (0 replies)  
    started by Roger
    (05.09.2001 0:14:12 AM EST)

    I bet the ugly ones give the best lap dances.

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