"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Truth Telling
By: Anonymous
Published: 05/09/2001
This adult enterainment establishment in Orlando, FL. believes in truth in advertising.
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looks
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 10:08:25 PM EST)
like a deja vu
willi...
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started by
razor696
(05.11.2001 4:42:18 PM EST)
what the hell is your problem? mathematically speaking? what the fuck? i'd say your comment is a good candidate for the strangest comment ever award. good luck, i think. . .
uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Mathematically speaking,
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started by
willi
(05.11.2001 4:10:04 PM EST)
27 tens and 3 zeros average out to 9.0 per woman; put into the equation the sorry fat ass chap sitting in the corner stuffing his money into the g-strings of the 3 cellulite-challenged women of the establishment, I'm sitting pretty and hitting on all "10" cylinders tonight!
Where exactly
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started by
DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 7:08:07 PM EST)
Is this place at...and I think that is good that they are finaly putting out advertisements that actually make SENSE!!!
Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!
It's been my understanding...
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started by
MissPK
(05.09.2001 10:21:39 AM EST)
...that where naked women are involved, men don't look at the face anyhow. Am I wrong?
Geeeeesh, only $3.00 to get in? I would almost bet none of them are much to look at! Hahaha!! :-)
What can I say....
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Roger
(05.09.2001 0:14:12 AM EST)
I bet the ugly ones give the best lap dances.
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