"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
I prefer sailboats...
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willi
(06.03.2001 2:19:14 AM EST)
I'd make my sails out of her panties. They'd catch just as much wind, and woh!!, do I pity those boy's downwind of me.
i must say
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paparoach1
(06.02.2001 11:49:03 AM EST)
that is the best damn idea i have ever been witness to
We're going to infest
Hey Hugger!
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started by
beckdaddy
(06.02.2001 2:11:59 AM EST)
Didn't I post you in that pic on the MB?? hahaha! And you get the submission! Irony, it's weird stuff, man!
Nice shot!
BWAHAHHA
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started by
oxbrain
(06.02.2001 0:43:36 AM EST)
bet he's gonna eat seafood later...
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