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Roger
(06.03.2001 1:49:40 AM EST)
if you're wondering who gave you the 5 goofballs, it was me.
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Fuck you 2
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sted5
(06.03.2001 1:37:54 AM EST)
and your fucking seafood restaurant.
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estoude1
(06.03.2001 0:16:47 AM EST)
Well, maybe not the sanitation grade, but the inspector is likely to get the message anyway...
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