"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
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"90% I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10% I'll probably waste." — Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw in 1975 on how he would spend his $75,000 salary.
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#82 August has the highest percent of births.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
One Liners
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What, is this some kind of joke??"
McAuly Caulkin Univ. vs. College of Gay Rights. No matter what the score, there is no winner here.
Hehhehheh!
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kweenbee
(06.15.2001 8:59:20 PM EST)
I think I see why he likes to play so much, just getting in there and mixing it up with the guys!
Yeesh!
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.15.2001 8:06:02 AM EST)
"And it was during that game, doctor, that I realized how much I love men..."
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
damn
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started by
uncleslam
(06.15.2001 5:03:54 AM EST)
i should have listened to my coach when he said that. now i know what he meant
small world
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started by
jtmd
(06.15.2001 2:55:24 AM EST)
i think #24 is my cousin
Hey beckdaddy
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started by
roger
(06.15.2001 0:15:48 AM EST)
bigjohn, miz and storm will love this one. hahahaha
It's not my thing but I did give you 5 goofballs.
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Wrong Title
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moelarrycheese
(06.15.2001 0:10:11 AM EST)
Should read "Keep your eye on the balls"
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