"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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Snapple Facts
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
One Liners
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
The Real Deal
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started by
flyboyf16
(06.19.2001 8:10:43 AM EST)
I should know I was assigned to a squadron.
not too shabby
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.19.2001 7:29:33 AM EST)
but it does explain the whole US-China affair... how could he NOT hit us if he could NOT see us? ;)
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
from tron2
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started by
tron2
(06.19.2001 1:14:09 AM EST)
man if that was real technology how ever could pay for that sure would when any war and take ove
First
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started by
dreval
(06.19.2001 1:09:13 AM EST)
First after so meny years
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