BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
Random Quote
"It's basically the same, just darker." Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
Innovative indeed!
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willi
(06.21.2001 10:24:59 PM EST)
What better way to wean your population upon the unsavory idea of eating tofu?
Eat my Curd!
Old stuff...
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started by
willi
(06.21.2001 10:20:30 PM EST)
I've seen Madonna wearing this bra before.
Lets think about it
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started by
bigswifty
(06.21.2001 9:03:05 PM EST)
If I had bombed Pearl Harbor and then gotten my sorry ass kicked all the way across the Pacific Ocean, I'd pause and reflect on the fact (that I'm wearing this thing in publc and having my picture taken knowing that it will end up here) that mabey inovation isn't my bag.
STOP THE MADNESS---THE PLUMBINGS NOT THERE, MEN DON'T BRESTFEED.
Thanks beckdaddy.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Hahahaha!
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started by
kweenbee
(06.21.2001 7:40:41 PM EST)
No wonder they're always bowing! Good pic.
aren't we forgetting...
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.21.2001 9:15:48 AM EST)
that Asian women don't always grow 'em.... big? Show me an Asian woman breast-feeding and I'll show you an arrest for child malnutrition.
Where's a rubber nipple salesman when you need one?
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
I Want The Rreal Thing
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started by
TheKoof
(06.21.2001 1:00:11 AM EST)
I want the real thing so I can feel my hot momma's breasts
Heidi Klum is my girlfriend!
Not my choice
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  started by
sted5
(06.21.2001 0:11:54 AM EST)
I would prefer the real thing
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