"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." — Ambrose Bierce
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
One Liners
Q. What goes, "click - click - click - click - click - click. Did I get it?" A. Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
Hehehhe
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violenttoast
(06.20.2001 1:43:30 PM EST)
I'm Canadian and I've never heard about this accident! And it's recent too (new paint job on the plane)
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damn those
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started by
paparoach1
(06.20.2001 10:19:25 AM EST)
canadians,cant they to anything right
We're going to infest
I know what happened...
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.20.2001 8:49:08 AM EST)
could it be that Terrence and Philip farted the monkey claw? "We call it a monkey claw because it feels like my colon's being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys!"
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Nice shot!
