"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." -George W. Bush, April 11, 2001
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Damn, Isaac...
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beckdaddy
(06.13.2001 8:14:34 PM EST)
just what did you put into his "cock"-tail? Hey everybody...it's LIMBO time!
Nice shot!
Uhmm
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leadj
(06.13.2001 7:24:48 PM EST)
Welcome Aboard
she
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paparoach1
(06.13.2001 3:08:04 PM EST)
doesn't seem to mind
We're going to infest
Ive done that !
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sted5
(06.13.2001 1:45:39 AM EST)
it just happens sometimes, my dick was trying to bust out of the top of my trousers,when the lights came on at the end of the song I had to walk all the way back to our table with a huge boner, I ended up having a great night.
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estoude1
(06.13.2001 0:17:00 AM EST)
Uhhhh... okaaaaaaay.... That's really.. er, um, ah... funny.
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