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lol
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 10:28:59 PM EST)
ha
Hehheh!
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kweenbee
(06.25.2001 1:40:02 PM EST)
You're right! Flowers ain't gonna' get it! Good pic.
HA HA
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proverbialchump
(06.25.2001 9:57:05 AM EST)
Does hallmark have a card for this yet?
Another plus
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started by
tjshere
(06.25.2001 4:48:57 AM EST)
For fellatio..........unless the fellator has a beard, I guess. *shudder*
Funny stuff, PK, my dear. Balls to you, goof and otherwise.
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Well if flowers do workİİİİ
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buzzingparsley
(06.25.2001 2:57:14 AM EST)
you can always try antespetic creamİİİthat might fix the problemİİİother than that I guess your right flower just wont do!
Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...
OOOOOHH
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sted5
(06.25.2001 1:29:08 AM EST)
We dont want them crabs, shaved is best, plus you save on the flowers.
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