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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.21.2003 10:13:59 PM EST)
I'll take 3 or 4 please
You are all stupid dumbasses
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started by
sal1981
(05.27.2001 0:21:51 AM EST)
It's Virgin Records idiots! Gee what can possibly cost 12 $ morons?! A friggin CD that's what!
The Prodigy - Firestarter
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
Hahaha!
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kweenbee
(05.05.2001 6:05:06 PM EST)
I don't know, but when you find out, post the location on my fan page.
M.L.King said We shall overcome.
Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.
Highly Unlikely.
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started by
MissPK
(05.05.2001 9:28:12 AM EST)
At that price it has to be recycled! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
You get what you pay for!
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started by
willi
(05.05.2001 2:23:37 AM EST)
I'll pay the extra dollar for a proven quality product, something that is finely aged and has an impeccable track record.
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Mother Mary
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proverbialchump
(05.04.2001 7:45:14 PM EST)
This sticker came off of skunkman's statue. The one he put up in the front yard, under the old bathtub. Thats the only virgin I know of. (J.K. skunkman)
Every Thing Must Go
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started by
leadj
(05.04.2001 6:54:51 PM EST)
Some are hairy...some are small.....large or extra small..we have them all.
funny
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started by
paparoach1
(05.04.2001 4:57:37 PM EST)
but i can explain,i think it came off of a vergin olive oil bottle...although i dont think it costs 11.99
eriooer
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.04.2001 4:57:19 AM EST)
röhhöhröhörhörhöröörööh
i want one
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started by
raindrop78
(05.04.2001 1:01:29 AM EST)
where can i get a virgin for 11.99?
Must be 8 years old
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started by
Roger
(05.04.2001 0:50:25 AM EST)
or ugly. Virgins are hard to find these days.
Good one skunkman, goofballs to you
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hey...
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started by
sweetcandy
(05.04.2001 0:04:31 AM EST)
thats mean.
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