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Not That Im sensitive...
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started by
ncdude
(05.05.2001 8:32:48 PM EST)
But why does everyone instantly think this had to be from the south? After some of the strange sh&t Ive heard of from say San Fran or NY, I dont think they can talk...
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Good post, Skunk.
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kweenbee
(05.05.2001 6:02:39 PM EST)
Actually, that's not a mistake. I didn't know if they still did that or not. When I was young and in high school, girls weren't allowed to date usually, before sixteen. The idea of this was for father to introduce his daugher to dating by showing her all the chivalrous customs that should be use on a date. Also, it was designed for a better father-daughter relationship.
Father would have to open doors for her. First, he would leave the house and return to pick her up, parking the car, walking up to the house, ringing or knocking on the door and politely asking to see his date, as was considered for a young man to do. Father also, purchased a nice corsage, which he presented at the door.
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depreste
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5913
(05.03.2001 6:38:46 PM EST)
not mugh
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i tried thinking
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started by
paparoach1
(05.03.2001 4:17:13 PM EST)
of a letter that might have fallen off,which would explain this but i cant think of anything that would cause this except for stupidity.
We're going to infest
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this is perfect
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 9:24:06 AM EST)
for bubba clinton I mean have you ever see that chelse up close,man-o-man you need shock treatment to get that fugly cunt out of your mind.
And of course arkansas is known
for this very thing anyway seems normal to them.
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