"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
One Liners
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
OOOPS
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bigswifty
(07.01.2001 11:45:03 AM EST)
If any of us had a clue as to what really goes on in the life of a politician we would lock 98% of them up immediately.
Vote for "none of the above"!!!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
It doesn't surprise me
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thegrandpatron
(07.01.2001 8:52:31 AM EST)
I don't like Political Jokes. I've seen to many of them get elected.
GP
Yep!
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started by
kweenbee
(06.30.2001 2:01:19 PM EST)
Our tax dollars at work! Good pic, Beck.
i think
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started by
army
(06.30.2001 5:08:12 AM EST)
he's melting
ahh, my congressman
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fixxxerny
(06.30.2001 0:05:54 AM EST)
is he sleeping or dead? His neck looks like it is coated in formaldahyde. Or maybe just sweat.
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
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