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Sleeping On the Job

By: beckdaddyPublished: 06/30/2001
 
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Must be some fascinating political rhetoric happening there.

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    wake up (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 10:19:55 PM EST)

    you stupid fuck

    I know what happened here (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.02.2001 10:07:43 AM EST)

    Missy came in and flashed him.

    hahaha

    Now where's my Bitch? Orgasm Donor

    OOOPS (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (07.01.2001 11:45:03 AM EST)

    If any of us had a clue as to what really goes on in the life of a politician we would lock 98% of them up immediately.

    Vote for "none of the above"!!!

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    It doesn't surprise me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.01.2001 8:52:31 AM EST)

    I don't like Political Jokes. I've seen to many of them get elected.

    GP

    Yep! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.30.2001 2:01:19 PM EST)

    Our tax dollars at work! Good pic, Beck.

    i think (0 replies)
    started by army
    (06.30.2001 5:08:12 AM EST)

    he's melting

    ahh, my congressman (0 replies)  
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.30.2001 0:05:54 AM EST)

    is he sleeping or dead? His neck looks like it is coated in formaldahyde. Or maybe just sweat.

    fixxxerny
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    i miss the comfort in being sad

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